Compendium Deluxe 2/LSD and 17bit Compendium Deluxe - Volume II.iso/a/prog/asmsrc/technowar.lha/data/techno/scroll.txt

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HELLO AND WELCOME TO A NEW PRODUCTION FROM LSD, A RAVE MIX CALLED TECHNO WARRIOR.
AND ITS OVER 24 MINUTES LONG! AND DONT REMOVE THE DISK FROM THE DRIVE! SO ALL THOSE
OF YOU WHO THOUGHT LSD WAS DEAD, YOUR VERY WRONG ... LETS KICK OFF WITH THE CREDITS
- MUSIC BY BERNARD SUMNER, CODING BY SHAGRATT, GRAPHICS BY WATCHMAN.

THIS FONT WAS RIPPED FROM THE ANDROMEDA DEMO CALLED MULTICA, IT IS DRAWN BY
EITHER QUEST OR DUAL,
THE REASON WE BROKE OUR OWN RULE AND USED A STOLEN FONT WAS PAZZA WAS BUST
BY FAST AND
THEY HAVE ALL HIS DISKS INCLUDING OUR GRAPHICS, SO APPOLOGIES, BUT WE DID
CREDIT YOU! AND ITS A COOL FONT! AND THE PACKER USED IS CRUNCHMANIA, BY
FRESH TRASH OF CERBERUS, -THE- BEST PACKER ON THE AMIGA! WELL THIS IS A LONG
SCROLLER, (OVER 15000KB) SO LETS KICK OFF WITH SOME MESSAGES FROM MR MUSIC
HIMSELF, BERNARD SUMNER ...

OH SHIT, MY MIND HAS GONE BLANK AND
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY... OH WELL, I BETTER START WILL SOME BORING 'HELLO AND
THANK YOU MESSAGES.... MY SPECIAL GREETING GOES OUT TO (IN NO ORDER) ...
PARASITE : DO YOU REALY GET 30 PACKAGES A DAY?
SHAGRATT : THANKS FOR THIS CODING, YEAH!
BAA BAA : TIM, MY MUM WANT'S TO BUY SOME HEROIN OFF YOU.
MUB : WAS THAT YOU WITH THE LONG HAIR AT THE PARTY?
MAXIMAN : DID YOU GET THAT LARD OFF YOUR HANDS?
YAZ : I LOVE YOUR NEW SYNTH! WRITE SOON?
NUKE : I LOVE YOUR NEW MUSIC DISK, SEND ME THE MODULES, YEAH!
MARSHALL LAW : NICE TO SEE YOU AT THE ANARCHY PARTY!
RGB'N'MOSSY : SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH RIGHT SAID FRED!?
ECHO : Y'KNOW, I GOT AN 'A' FOR MUSIC O LEVEL AS WELL!
MATRIX : USE MORE OF MY MUSIC!
SPIRIT : IT'S OKAY Y'KNOW, I DON'T MIND A 6 MONTH DELAY BETWEEN SENDS!
ROTOX : I THOUGHT YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME TO 'ROAD TAX' (OR WAS IT ROLEX!)
DAN : YOUR SYNTH IS SHIT HOT! (AND SO IS THE NEW MUSIC DISK)
ULTIMATE WARRIOR : WASN'T IT A BRIEF MEETING AT THE PARTY?
... WELL I'M SORRY IF I'VE FORGOT ANYONE BUT I 'AINT GOT THE TIME TO
MENTION EVERYONE.... THE MUSIC ON THIS DISK WAS WRITTEN MY ME, YEP! MOST OF
THE THEMES WERE TAKEN FROM TODAY'S WIDE SPECTRUM OF DANCE MUSIC. THE WHOLE 24.5
MINUTES OF MUSIC WAS WRITTEN BETWEEN 12-4-92 AND 14-4-92 IN THREE DAYS!
INSPIRATION FOR THE TUNES CAME FROM ...
1.IT'S GRIM UP NORTH : THE KLF
2.IN YER FACE : 808 STATE
3.MIDNIGHT RUN : FILM
4.I'M TOO SEXY : RIGHT SAID FRED!
5.WHAT TIME IS LOVE? : THE KLF
6.FREE WILL : ELECTRONIC
7.YOUR LOVE TAKES MY HIGHER : THE BELOVED
8.HEART, IT'S ALRIGHT : THE PET SHOP BOYS
9.APOCALYPSE NOW : FILM
10.HAMBURGER HILL : FILM
... THE SOURCES FOR THE SAMPLED SOUNDS WERE ...
1.MY TWO SYNTHS (ROLAND U20, ROLAND JX1)
2.NUKE-ANARCHY
3.YAZ-DIGITAL
4.TONS OF DANCE RECORDS
5.THE FAMOUS DRUM MACHINES (INCLUDING 808 AND 909)
... I ALSO SAMPLED SPEECH OFF FILMS (INC: MIDNIGHT RUN, APOCALYPSE NOW).
WELL, THERE ISN'T MUCH ELSE TO SAY EXCEPT ENJOY THIS DISK AND THE MUSIC ON
IT ... AND I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH AN IMPORTANT WORD FROM A GRAND MASTER
'POISE YOUR BODY LIKE A HAWK ... WALK LIKE A CAT.' (WANG CHUNG YUEH)

AND NOW SOME BITS FISH TYPED FOR OUR LAST MUSIC DISK CALLED -THE LONG DARK
TEATIME OF THE SOUL-, BUT WE LOST IT, AND NOW ITS TURNED UP AGAIN ...

FISH HERE TAPPING AWAY WITH A FEW MESSAGES... EL LOCO-PARAGON: HI
MATE, KEEP THOSE COOL LETTERS COMING AND GOOD LUCK WITH FREE N EASY...
CASTOR-VANISH: BRILL JOB WITH SCENE LYRICS AND KEEP UP THOSE LONG
LETTERS... THE SHADOW-DUAL CREW: TAKE NO SHIT! AND KEEP YOUR PIXELS
PIXING... LEON-INDEPENDENT: HI MATE, GIVE STACKS OF SHIT TO YOUR
POSTAL SERVICE!! SHADOW-KRYPTIC: KEEP THE KOOL AID COMING I LOVE IT
I NEED MORE, GI ME GI ME! TOXIC-EOC1999: KEEP UP YOUR KWEL GFX,
WRITE SOON! PAZUZU-POISON: YOU CRAZY PEN PUSHING SWAPPER, KEEP UP
THE EXCELLENT LETTERS... RAVE-THE SILENTS: YO MY FRENCH FRIEND! KEEP
UP YOUR BRILL LETTERS... CEDRIC-FLASH PRODUCTIONS: KEEP UP THE GOOD
WORK, AND LETS HAVE MORE LETTERS!... ZOZO-MAJIC 12: SEE YOU IN
BARNSLEY THIS SUMMER, IF YOUR NOT WORKING TOO HARD! AND GREETINGS TO
ALL MY OTHER CONTACTS AND FRIENDS.... IT'S ABOUT TIME I LET SOMEONE ELSE
HAVE AGO AT THE OLD KEYS, SO IT'S GOODBYE FROM FISHY FISHY FISH.

AND BEFORE WE GO OVER TO PAZZA`S SCROLLER HERES A QUICK ADVERT ...
CALL THESE COOOOOLER THAN COOL BOARDS, PRISONERS OF REALITY (SYSOP NIGHT
STALKER) NODE 1 [phone], NODE 2 [phone], CHILDS PLAY (SYSOP
CHUCKIE AND CHARLES LEE RAY) [phone]. YES A COUPLE OF SYSOPS HAVE
LEFT, AND WE HAVE DONE SOME KICKING OUT AND DROPPED ALL DISTRIBUTION SITES!
GROUPS HAVE TO CHANGE MEMBERS TO EVOLVE!

OVER TO PAZZA ...
HI, PAZZA HERE, WELL IM SURE SOME OF YOU HAVE HEARD I HAVE BEEN BUST BY
THE POLICE AND FAST, SO IF YOUR DUE A SEND FROM ME AND IT HASENT ARRIVED
THEN THE CHANCES ARE THAT ITS IN THEIR HANDS! READ ALL ABOUT IT IN GRAPEVINE
ISSUE 10 OUT AT THE END OF JUNE 1992, AND DONT FORGET TO KEEP SENDING
ARTICLES TO ME OR TORCH! NOW I WANNA DO SOMETHING I HAVE NEVER DONE
BEFORE - PLUG A PD LIBRARY... I DONT NORMALLY SUPPORT ANY PD LIBRARY BUT
LOOK OUT FOR -THE SOFTWARE SANCTURY- STARTING UP SOON, IT IS RUN BY A VERY
COOL GUY AND ALTHOUGH ITS NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR GROUP, ALL LSD STUFF WILL
BE AVAILABLE THERE ON ITS DAY OF RELEASE, YES HE IS THE FASTEST PD LIBRARY
IN THE WORLD FOR OUR RELEASES! OK THATS ENOUGH ADVERTISING SO ONTO
THE MESSAGES ... BERNARD SUMNER - WOW I LOVE THIS RAVE! ... WATCHNAM - THE
PICCY FOR THIS IS JUST SO COOL, I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE TOTAL KAOS ONE! ...
DR BUTCHER - GOOD LUCK WITH THE BUSINESS VENTURE! ... 2TONE -
COOL DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS MODULE FOR GRAPEVINE, I HOPE TO SEE MORE SOON ...
SHAGRATT - GOOD LUCK WITH THE COPY PROGRAM YOU ARE WRITING, AS SUCCESSFUL AS
NUKE IM SURE! ... MAXIMAN - I CANT WAIT FOR YOUR DEMO THIS SUMMER GOOD LUCK
WITH THE EXAMS! AMB - WWF RULES (PROBABLY) AND REPOMAN FOR WWF CHAMPION! ...
MUB - WANNA BUY A HARD DRIVE HEHEHE ... TORCH - PUT YOUR TROUSERS ON, THERES
A MAN AT YOUR WINDOW ... ECHO - I CANT WAIT FOR TOTAL KAOS!... KEN D - I LOVE
THE GRAPEVINE NOSTALGIA ARTICLES, BUT THEY MAKE ME FEEL OLD! ... JAZ AND
MUTANT MANGO - THANX FOR THE CALLS I LIKED PROJECT TECHNO (I THINK THAT WAS
ITS NAME, FAST HAVE MY COPY!) ... MATRIX - GOOD LUCK WITH THE MUSIC DISK ...
MR BIG - 2 PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS PLEASE HEHEHE ...XL - COOL
VHS, THANX FOR ALL THE HELP! ... CLAIRVOYANT - NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU WHILE
TYPING THIS, I LIKE YOUR CALLS!
... DATA - ROCKING TRAINERS, HOPE YOU GET A NEW POWER SUPPLY SOON ...
MCGRIEVES - GET SOME WIMMIN ... DEADBEAT - THANX FOR ALL THE HELP RECANTLY,
MORE APPRECIATED THAN I CAN SAY! ... CHIME - LOOKING FORWARD TO THE TRAINERS,
 AND SUCH A COOL MENU!...FISH - A WAISTED JOURNEY HERE THE OTHER NIGHT, BUT
BEYOND MY CONTROL ... SCOOTER - SO COOL TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN! ... STU -
STAY COOL THANX FOR THE CALLS ... SPIRIT - I LOVE THE GRAPEVINE MIXES YOU DO,
 HOW ABOUT A PUNK ONE HEHEHE ... FIREBALL - NICE TO MEET YOU AT THE ANARCHY
PARTY ... SPEED - COOL CALLS ... MARC PANTHER - NICE TO MEET YOU AT THE SHOW
 ... PAW - THANX FOR THE SUPPORT ... JEFF MINTER - COOL TO MEET YOU AT THE
SHOW IN MAY, I WILL WRITE AS PROMINSED ... COSY - AS FAST AS EVER IM SURE
... PROTOCOL - HEY DUDE, FAST HAVE GOT THE NOMAD INTERVIEW, HAVE YOU ANOTHER
COPY? ... 2COOL - GOOD LUCK WITH THE SCREEN DESIGNER ... JUDGE DROKK - THANX
FOR THE CALL, WHANS THE NEXT ANARCHY PARTY? ... NIGHT STALKER - I HOPE YOU
CONSIDER MY OPINIONS ON RESOLVING ARGUMENTS WITH KELLY ... MOZ - THANX FOR
 THE PHONECALLS RECANTLY, AND I LOVE THE GRAPEVINE STUFF YOU DO! ... ADS - A
LONG TIME MAN, HOPE TO MEET YOU AGAIN SOON ... GOLLUM - THANX FOR THE
ARTICLES AND CALLS, I HOPE MY OPINIONS ON BBSS HELPED! ... JUKI - I BET YOUR
MUSIC DISK GRAPHICS ARE RADICAL AS EVER! ... DMAN - HELLO MATE HOWS YOUR
HAND, BETTER SOON I HOPE! ... SHADOW - THANX FOR THE CALL, ONLY MINUTES BEFORE
WE ASSEMBLED THIS MUSIC DEMO! STAY LUCKY!
EVERYONE I MAIL SWAP WITH - SORRY IF I HAVENT
RETURNED YOUR PARCEL, BUT FAST PROBABLY HAVE IT, AND ALL MY ADDRESSES, SO GET
IN TOUCH! IF YOU WANNA RING ME VOICE CALL 0427 677463. AND THANX TO EVERYONE
WHO HAS SUPPORTED ME THROUGH MY MISFORTUNE IN BEING BUST... YOUR CALLS AND
SUPPORT HELP KEEP ME INTERESTED IN THE SCENE ... AND TO QUOTE A RATHER
MUSCULAR FILM STAR... ILL BE BACK!!!! OK NOW ONTO RAVES, RAVE MUSIC ISNT
REALY MY STYLE, BUT ON THE AMIGA ITS JUST SO GOOD, I THINK BECAUSE THE AMIGA
SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO DO IT AS GOOD AS A CD CAN, THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE
VOICE ... ARE YOU ONE OF THE FOOLS WHO ACTURLY BUY DISCO ACID? IS 15 QUID A
GOOD PRICE FOR POOR QUALITY SHIT THAT IS SO WEEK YOU BARELY GET ANYTHING FROM
IT? DO YOU DO IT TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU HAVE TAKEN TRIPS? ... WELL YOU DONT
KNOW WHAT ACID IS AND PROBABY NEVER WILL ... AND ITS BETTER THAT WAY,
REMEMBER THAT PSYCHODELICS IN THE WRONG HANDS CAN GIVE YOU PERMINANT BRAIN
DAMAGE! REMEMBER THAT DRUGS CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS, I HAVE SEEN PEOPLE
STICKING NEEDLES IN THEIR ARMS, AND ITS A SICKENING THING TO SEE, THE
FORTUNATE THING IS ACID ISNT TECHNICALLY ADDICTIVE, BUT IT CAN BECOME A
MENTAL ADDICTION INSTEAD, SO IF YOUR A REAL ACID HOUSE ACID MAN THEN JUST
REMEMBER, JOHN MAJOR DOESNT DROP ACID AND HE IS THE PRIME MINISTER OR MARY
WHITEHOUSE, USE THEM AS ROLE MODELS FOR A BETTER BRITAIN AND A NUCLEAR
PROTECTED WORLD, LEARN TO LOVE THE BOMB, NUKES ARE FRIENDLY, YOUR SINGLE
PARENT NUCLEAR DEVICE, YOUR SEMI DETACHED NUKE, YOUR USER FRIENDLY CRUSE
MISSILE, ARM ALL BOY SCOUTS WITH CRUISE MISSILES FOR TOTAL DEFENCE AND THIS
WAY WE CAN CUT BACK ON THE ARMY ... YES ITS A SHAME ABOUT PRINCESS DIANA
HAVING SUCH A BAD TIME, I JUST DONT KNOW HOW SHE CAN MANAGE, NO MONEY NO JOB
NO PROSPECTS, DOESNT KNOW WHERE HER NEXT MEAL IS COMING FROM ... I DONT THINK
... IF YOUR REVIEWING THIS FOR AN AMIGA MAGAZINE THEN I BET YOU HAVENT READ
THIS FAR AND IF YOU HAVE THEN A SENSE OF HUMOUR HELPS TO ENLITEN EVEN THE
MOST MORONIC OF YOU ... YES IM TALKING TO YOU (PROBABLY!), AND LETS REMEMBER,
HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAN CAST THE FIRST STONE, WHICH LEADS ME INTO RELIGION,
DID YOU KNOW GOD WAS A SPACEMAN, AND THAT MY FRIENDS THINK I LOOK LIKE JESUS
WHICH IS REALY ODD BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW THEY HAD EVER MET HIM, BUT MAYBE IM
THE MESSIAH, OR PERHAPS IM JUST TALKING SHIT, THE SHOPS OPEN NOW MUMMY WANNA,
BUY SOME FAIRY LIQUID BITCH? IT KEEPS YOUR HANDS FUCKING SOFT, (I BET PSD
DIDNT LIKE IT WHEN I SAID FUCKING SO ILL SAY IT AGAIN IN CASE THEY MISSED IT
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK, THERE DID YOU GET THAT, WHY
ARE PD LIBRARIES GETTING AWAY WITH PIRACY? RSI DEMO MAKER? AND HUGO? SOUNDS
TO ME LIKE THEY ARE GETTING STUFF FROM SOFTWARE PIRATES, SURELY NOT? NO WAY
THEY WOULDNT DO SUCH A THING WOULD THEY? QUITE RIGHT LISTEN TO THE GRANGE
HILL GANG, JUST SAY NO! ... DID YOU KNOW AMPHETAMINES MAKE YOU REALY
HYPERACTIVE AND WAFFLE ON ABOUT ALL SORTS OF CRAP, SPOOKY HUH KIDS, BUT WHAT
WOULD JEREMY BEADLE DO IN YOUR PLACE? MAKES YOU THINK DOESNT IT! AND WHAT
ABOUT SHAKESPERE, HES DEAD YOU KNOW! YES I KNOW THESE THINGS AND WILL BE
REVEALING MORE AMAZING FACTS LATER, LIKE THAT HITLER WAS NOT REALY A NAZI
BUT A RASTERFERIAN I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT ... EVER BEEN ON DOWNERS SO LOW
THAT YOU NEED TO SNIFF AMIL-NITRATE JUST TO MOVE? ME NEITHER, BUT I THOUGHT
ID ASK, WELL ITS 3.30 AM IN THE MORNING, AND YOU PROBABLY REALISED IT WAS
THE MORNING WHEN I PUT AM SO GOD KNOWS WHY IM WAFFELING SO MUCH FUCK ME
(ANOTHER ONE FOR PSD) AND WHAT ABOUT SKY NEWS? WELL TARGET IS ON WITH AUSTIN
MICHELL WHO IS WEARING A REALY SPLENDID TIE, THATS IF YOUR INTO 1960S
FASHIONS AND THET FAMOUS VAMPIRE FROM THE TORY PARTY LORD TEBBIT, HOW COME
DUSTMEN NEVER GET KNIGHTHOODS FOR COLLECTING RUBBISH VERY WELL, OR WHAT ABOUT
TAXI DRIVERS, IT SEEMS ONLY PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC EYE GET THEM, HOW ABOUT ME
GETTING AN OBE FOR SERVICES TOWARDS SOFTWARE PIRACY? IF YOUR INTO MOVIES
WATCH -SPLIT SECOND-, STARRING THE GEEZER FROM THE GUINNESS ADVERTS AND A
CHARACTER CALLED DICK DIRKIN, I SAW IN ON VIDEO A WHILE AGO AND ITS ON THE
CINEMAS SOON SO LOOK OUT FOR IT... AND REMEMBER - DRUGS WILL GET YOU THROUGH
TIMES OF NO MONEY BETTER THAN MONEY WILL GET YOU THROUGH TIMES OF NO DRUGS -
YEAH, HITCH YOUR WAGGON TO A CHICKEN, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, HAVE YOU EVER
NOTICED THAT IM SUFFERING FROM VERBAL DIAHORREAH? WELL SHAGRATT SAID GIVE
HIM A LOT OF SCROLLTEXT SO I WENT FOR IT AND THAN PEOPLE LIKE DEADBEAT
ACTURLY READ ALL THIS, SO TIME FOR SOME DEADBEAT FACTS 1-DEADBEAT LIVES IN
LONDON, 2-DEADBEAT THINKS ALL NORTHERNERS EAT TRIPE (ITS TRUE!), 3-DEADBEAT
IS NIGERIAN FOR -I ONLY HAVE A 9600- SPOOKY HUH KIDS, MORE AMAZING DEADBEAT
FACTS IN TOTAL KAOS, COMING SOON FROM LSD! NOW WHAT, AH YES WHAT ABOUT THE
STATE OF THE ECONOMY? ITS THE FAULT OF ALL THE LONG HAIRED WAISTERS LIKE MUB
WHO SHOULD GO OUT AND GET A JOB SO I DONT GET HASSLE FROM THE DSS TO GO ON
ET! WOW GUESS WHAT, I JUST PAINTED A SPACE MARINE PINK, RADICAL TIMES CALL
FOR RADICAL MEASURES, AND WHAT ABOUT JUDGE DREDD, ZOMBIES, A BIT ROMERO I
THINK, BUT ITS LOOKING REAL COOL, AND I CANT WAIT FOR DR BUTCHERS HORROR
CONVENTION MAYBE HE COULD SCREEN SOME OLD EPISODES OF -THE BRADY BUNCH-
BECAUSE THATS PRETTY HORRIBLE ... WELL IM OFF NOW SO ITS GOODNIGHT FROM ME
AND GOODNIGHT FROM HIM, AHHHAH YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO KEEP READING
BUT IM STILL HERE, ITS CALLED INSOMNEA AND EVEN SOME SLEEPING TABLETS DOESNT
SEEM TO DO IT AND I JUST TAKEN 25 TABLETS AND LIVED AND MY DADS BIGGER THAN
YOUR DAD AND I INVENTED THE COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITE, AND I WROTE ALL THE
CLIVE BARKER BOOKS, BUT I THOUGHT ID LET HIM HAVE THE CREDIT ... AND I HELD
THE GOAT STILL WHILE ER ILL CENSOR THAT BIT ... WHY IS THE HITMAN AND HER
CRAP? AND WHAT ABOUT WORLD WAR 2, WE SHOWED THEM SAUSAGE EATERS EH? HEHE
DID I MENTION I ACTURLY PILOTED THE ENOLA GAY? THATS BECAUSE IM OMNIPITANT
AND I CAN BE IN SEVERAL PLACES AT ONCE BUT I DONT LIKE TO SHOW OFF, FOR
EXAMPLE I CAN WATCH ECHO FEELING GRAPEFRUIT IN THE CO-OP AT THE SAME TIME AS
LISTENING TO BASER EVIL JOIN CRYSTAL, AND ALSO JUGGLE 96 WILD TURKEYS WHILE
EATING A POT NOODLE, DID I MENTION THAT A POT NOODLE IS MAXIMANS FAVORITE
FOOD, ITS TRUE COS HE BOUGHT ONE FOR ME ONCE INSTEAD OF A PINT OF MILK! AND
DID YOU KNOW THE FLAT ABOVE ME HAS BEEN EMPTY FOR 2 MONTHS JUST SO THE
POLICE CAN WATCH ME? COS THATS WHERE THEY TAP MY PHONE FROM AND RECORD
EVERYTHING SAID IN MY FLAT ... DID I MENTION THAT I CAN BE AT ALL PLACES
THROUGHOUT TIME SIMULTANOIUSLY, BUT I STILL CANT SPELL, WELL IT WAS JUST
AFTER I INVENTED GENETIC FINGERPRINTING I STARTED SPELLING REAL BAD, BUT I
BLAME THE CHINESE FOR BEAMING MICROWAVES DIRECTLY INTO MY BEDROOM ... DID YOU
KNOW THAT LESBIANS USED TO LIVE IN MY FLAT, BUT THEY WOULDNT LET ME WATCH,
WHAT A BASTARD HUH READERS ... I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM A CLOSET LESBIAN AS I
FANCY WOMEN AND EVEN LIVED ONE ONCE, THERE I SAID IT, BOY AM I EMBARASSED. I
WONDER IF THEY WILL EVER PUT BASIL BRUSH BACK ON TV, DID I TELL YOU I ONCE
SHAGGED BASIL BRUSH AND HE LIKED IT SO MUCH HE ASKED FOR MORE ... WELL IM
GONNA GO AND SPEND SOME OF MY CASH BECAUSE I JUST MADE A COUPLE OF QUID BY
SELLING THE MIDLAND BANK AND REMEMBER IF YOUR TEACHER SAYS DONT DO IT, IT
PROBABLY MEANS HE DID IT EARLIER AND ENJOYED IT AND WANTS YOU THE NOT EAT ALL
THE GOLDEN OATMEAL CRISP, AN OPEN BOX IS AN EMPTY BOX ... OH NO HERE COMES
THE LILT MAN, WITH THAT TOTALLY TROPICAL TASTE, DOESNT PEPSI TASTE BETTER
NOW ITS IN A NEW CAN? AND I HATE THE INSTANT TEA GRANULES I ATE A JARFULL
AND DRANK 4 GALLONS OF WATER AND WAS SICK, WASNT I HELEN? ... AND I THINK WE
SHOULD INVEST IT INSTEAD OF BUYING A NEW DINING ROOM TABLE, AND ITS BIGGER
THAN MY WHOLE APARTMANT, AND WHY NOT, THAT WAS MY IMPRESSION OF BRIAN ADAMS,
PRETTY POOR HUH, WELL IVE GOTTA GO NOW BECAUSE THEIR BURYING ME AT 9.00AM AND
IVE GOT TO GET READY... SO REMEMBER IF IT FEELS GOOD, DO IT TO ME! AND KOJAC
IS MY FAVORITE TV PROGRAM HONEST ... AND REMEMBER, NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHO
WILL GET HIS FRIENDS INVOLVED WITH THE POLICE, EVEN IF HE ONLY MEANT TO GET
ONE OF YOU INTO TROUBLE! I THINK YOU MAY UNDERSTAND! BYE.....
        SCROLLTEXT WRAP!